卡爾文是一個聰敏而討人喜歡的孩子。一天，在瑞西德舉辦的少年棒球賽中，卡爾文從腳下裂開的地縫里穿越時空的隧道來到了中世紀的凱摩洛德王朝。原來，凱摩洛德的亞塞國王失去了往日的神威，作惡多端的貝拉斯克勛爵對王位蓄謀已久，是摩林神靈把卡爾文作為騎士帶到這里拯救凱摩洛德的。

故事圍繞一位足球教練展開；他為實現(xiàn)已故朋友的夢想而奮斗，并為他最好的朋友的去世而復(fù)仇

　　Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...

想到這部電影，腦海里浮現(xiàn)出幾個詞：陳詞濫調(diào)、做作、令人困惑，僅舉幾例。在大多數(shù)懸疑驚悚片中，觀眾會發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在向主角大喊建議，例如“不要去地下室——壞人在那里”或“救救你自己！不要回去找你的貓！”我從來沒有這樣做過。不是因為這個決定......